trade coach nike shoes for puppy in Houston, TX

i would like to trade my never worn brand new coach nike shoes womens or mens i bought them originally for 220 but learned they where not my style i would like to trade them for any small size puppy chihuahua pomeranian etc or a pitbull puppy or full grown female pomeranian i can do some cash also i have other trades i can add for a women like jewelry heels dresses perfumes etc these are all great xmas gifts for a wife daughter etc. please call or text me anytime at [removed phone] mellisa